Spooky Season

This costume I’m goin’ to freeze in

As this cold wind be breezin’

Through the dark forest with the trees in

Past the broken gate I’m goin’ to squeeze in

To the possessed house with the bees in

Creaky door opens with the keys in

Shouldn’t be here but going to sleaze in

To witness terrors from my dreams in

A horror-filled stage with these in:

Ghosts committing treason

Zombies with the disease in

Skellies with no eyes in

Nightmares so deep might be artesian

Vampires feastin’ like they’re people baristin’

Into monsters they are change-in’

Like they’re goin’ super saiyan 

Now blood-soaked werewolves howl-in’

To the moon like Jackie Gleason

My body’s gettin’ cold by degrees in

There’s a coffin I’m just going to ease in

What’s all this reason?

It’s spooky season.