This costume I’m goin’ to freeze in
As this cold wind be breezin’
Through the dark forest with the trees in
Past the broken gate I’m goin’ to squeeze in
To the possessed house with the bees in
Creaky door opens with the keys in
Shouldn’t be here but going to sleaze in
To witness terrors from my dreams in
A horror-filled stage with these in:
Ghosts committing treason
Zombies with the disease in
Skellies with no eyes in
Nightmares so deep might be artesian
Vampires feastin’ like they’re people baristin’
Into monsters they are change-in’
Like they’re goin’ super saiyan
Now blood-soaked werewolves howl-in’
To the moon like Jackie Gleason
My body’s gettin’ cold by degrees in
There’s a coffin I’m just going to ease in
What’s all this reason?
It’s spooky season.